Amazon Set To Buy Its Own Country

With every major company staking their claims by buying out smaller businesses than their own, Amazon will now one up everyone by purchasing an entire country.

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Amazon will be making waves this month as it is reportedly in the process of buying the Middle Eastern country of Tihsllub. This news of course coming just days after Disney announced that they plan on acquiring the rights to buy the Atlantic Ocean. Undoubtedly Amazon stocks will rise even higher with this purchase and executives allegedly plan on using Tihsllub as a hub for manufacturing goods after they think of a better name for the country. All current residents will still be allowed to live there, but soon may be shipped away for free to any new Amazon Prime subscribers as part of a new bundle.


~ C. J. Strong



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