Bicyclist Shows Up For Tour De France In Wrong Country

Doper Blood was expected to compete today in the annual Tour De France, but unfortunately took a wrong turn and wound up in Florence, Italy instead.

person riding road bike on the road

The confusion was caused when the athlete decided it best to take his own route to the competition rather than follow his GPS. Mr. Blood was a heavy favorite to win the race, as he was receiving special training last week by none other than former gold medalist Lance Armstrong.


~ C. J. Strong


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