You’ll Never Believe What ‘The Government’ is Up To Now

Shocking news continues to pour in…

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Famous rapper ‘The Government’ with hits such as ‘Make America Republican Again’ and ‘Forty-Five Forever’ is finally calling it quits in the music industry after colluding with band ‘The Russians’ to rig the release of their first official track together entitled ‘Election’. ‘The Government’ is now turning his attention from making music to acting, starring in his own movie soon to be released in theaters called ‘Orange is the new Red White and Blue’. The film documents his graduation from the Electoral Collage is sure to quite popular in all of the rural areas of America.


~ C. J. Strong


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