Facebook to Release More Seductive, Sexy Status Updates

Have you ever wanted to tell the whole world that you are horny? Scream from the roof tops that you need some vitamin D? Well soon you can with new Facebook Statuses…

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Facebook arguably beat out its competitor Myspace by introducing relationship statuses, but now they are making news by doing something even bolder. You will now be able to press a button which will send out a signal to all your Facebook friends around you, letting them know that you are horny and looking for a hook up. Friends can even send the signal to friends of friends, so long as they are local. The idea comes from the immensely popular hook-up apps such as Tinder and Grinder.


~ C. J. Strong


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