Scientists Create the First Penis Shrinking Pills

Breast reduction surgery has been around for years now, and it was about time that science created something for men to level the playing field.

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Penis enlargement pills have been quite popular since the turn of the century and almost everyone has seen at least one commercial for them, but they are missing a huge demographic and that is those with too big of genitals.

“For men like me, who have trouble living with this enormous thing, these pills are great!” ~ Dick Willy, test subject

It is a fact that both men and women have varying sizes and shapes, and not every key fits perfectly into its respective hole. These drugs are designed to fix this problem for those who no longer wish to cause pain and discomfort to their significant other.


~ C. J. Strong


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