OUTRAGE Amidst the Second Coming of Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ has finally risen from his grave for the 2nd time, but many are wondering why it took him so long.

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Christianity has proven all other religions wrong as Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior has risen once more from his grave earlier today, but countless people are surprisingly still unhappy. Complaints are coming in from all across the United States, asking why he took so long to rise again and asking couldn’t he have done it sooner? Only God knows why, but I’m sure every naysayer will be answered eventually.

 

~ C. J. Strong

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