In an effort to make things more fair Senate has passed a bill that will grant all occupations summer vacation, not just those privileged teachers. Hopefully this will become a new trend in making things equal for everyone around the world so that no one has anything to complain about.
Some of you may be worried about who is going to keep up with things while everyone is on vacation. Things such as law enforcement, fire fighting, and general food distribution, but you don’t have to worry! Breaking the law, fires and even hunger will also have a mandatory summer vacation as well!
~ J.J. Williams